How can I explain to any fan, follower or curious bystander what Liverpool is all about this Season.
Is it a nearly won the League again club, potential Champion's League winners against Real Madrid or are we an insipid, lack-lustre team of pretend winners, wannabee winners, occasional cup winners, I don't know anymore.
Sunday's tired, feeble defeat to Chelsea was as bad a performance as I have seen in ages. It leaves us mired in the ugly race for 4th when we should have been second to Man City if we were any good.
Yet, despite the persistent mediocracy we may pull one more extraordinary win out of this team and Klopp on the 25th May.
Who knows, anything is possible with this Liverpool team and its Manager.